Chatroulette was just another phenomena I thought was pure bullshit until one of my friends told me I would absolutely love it. One of our friends from school apparently made a new best friend on it ….So I decided to try it out for myself. What was the worst that could happen right?

In curiosity one night here in Londontown, I decided tonight was the night I was going to do it. I was going to lose my chat roulette v-card. I typed in http://www.chatroulette.com and waited to see what came up. After pressing the accept button and pressing camera required, because, well what fun is it if I can’t see them either, I made about 0 new friends, 50 new penis sightings, half of which I looked at in disbelief, 3 couples looking for a three sum and about 10 little boys asking for me to show them my “boobies”, including some girl from my college’s little brother who was looking for boobies as well… small world isn’t it?

I came across a man in a ninja suit pretending to taikwando jujitzu me into another cyber world… a dude sitting on a chair with a masquerade mask on his face and this mask covered the whole top of his face except his eyes and mouth. It was white plastic and very shiny and honestly creeped me out. He sat on his little chair in the back of a room with a mouse for his computer and a wireless keyboard-can someone say IM LONELY or what?

but then again, who am I to talk right? I’m just a little girl in a foreign world bored to tears on chat roulette. lucky for me I have real life friends who joined in, made a man jizz on his own belly from 4 girls watching simply looking at a computer screen and then laughed it off in embarrassment.

what has this world come to?